Last night Mr. Pence, our dreamy-eyed VP had a strange dream: President Trump was considering America pulling out of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. He called it the worst deal ever made. “I’ve seen a lot of bad deals in my life, but this is a total mess,” Mr. Trump said. “We need to tear it up and start over.”
He further added,”This Declaration is against American values and is bad for America. It’s bad, really bad. Believe me.”
Trump was scathing in his remarks about the Declaration proclaimed by the United Nations General Assembly in Paris on 10 December 1948 as a common standard of achievements for all peoples and all nations.
Trump denounced the agreement by saying, “It was agreed upon by a Democrat named Harry S Truman and it was signed in Paris just like the Paris Environmental Accord. Both were totally unexpected things. Terrible. Honestly, terrible.”
“No one in his right mind would force it upon the Americans,” he said. “Our newly acquired friend, Kim Jong-un and my long time idol Putin don’t have it. Both of them are watching us like they never watched anybody before. That I can tell you.”
He stopped short of accusing his predecessor, Barack Obama, of imposing the Universal Declaration of Human Rights on our people. “Unfortunately Obama is still working behind the scene to keep this bad
Deal because he knows that it’s bad for America. I mean bad, bad, bad. “This should have been handled eight years ago and four years ago and, honestly, 70 years ago. Something like that, right?”
Mr. Trump’s another newly acquired friend, Kenney West supported him issuing the following statement, “Emancipation of slavery was bad enough for our nation and now we have to tolerate the tyranny of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. We don’t need human rights because we chose not to have it.”
Kim Kardashian endorsed the above statement by adding her own, “Kenney and I discussed this serious matter in the bath tub last night while smoking weeds together. I absolutely agree with Kenny. We will not be dictated to by the European Union and Syria or Bhutan. What have they done for us lately?”
Mr. Trump’s newly chosen member on his law team, Mr. Giuliani, said this on the Hannity Show, “The Universal Declaration of Human Rights was a ploy to thrust refugees and illegal immigrants on us. And you know how much Mr. Trump hates refugees and Mexicans.”
The next morning Mr. Trump twitted, “Giuliani is a good man. He’s a brilliant man, but sometimes his frustration for losing a chance to become the Secretary of State comes haunting him. “He’s doing a good job. He is doing a good job. He’s only been there for, what, one month or something like that, right?”
Mr. Trump called on the European Union and other participants to examine and revise the Declaration on Human Rights within 90 days. If they didn’t change the declaration to America’s advantage, he would pull America from participating in that bad deal.
He said, “They are ruining the game, right? They are ruining the game. Look, that’s what they want to do. They want to hit. They want to hit. I told them to revise the declaration to limit the refugees coming to America only from Norway, Sweden and Finland and we’ll admit immigrants only from Australia, Poland and Ireland. I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler, it’s literally going to cease to exist. Believe me, I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent.”
He repeated “We’ll be winning so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning, you’re going to come to me and go ‘please, please we can’t win anymore, we beg you, and we don’t want to win anymore”
Mr. Pence woke up from his dream in the morning and asked, “How is Mr. President today? Is he impeached yet?”